#Everyone x everyone

[hitoshi-yuuto]

You know what is my favorite Rare ship haikyuu? It's haikyuu polycule.

I have no shame.

Because it's way too much fun not to love it.

If you don't like the idea, move on, if you're weird, please keep going

Everyone is dating everyone, some platonically others romantically and certain sexually.

It obviously starts with karasuno, the third years and the second years are not official but it's shady, and finally the first years arrive and they are the first to date, so the others realize that it is possible and start to go out by year, until Asahi and Noya and there the limits are broken.

The next team is obviously Nekoma by Kenma/Hinata, Kuroo/Tsuki, Kuroo/Daichi, Yaku/Noya, Yaku/Suga and others

Fukurodani follows with obviously Kuroo/Bokuto and Akaashi/Kenma

Dateko with Aone/Asahi and I can see Futakuchi/Tsukishima

(I specify that it's not because I only say some names that they are the only ones to join the polyculus)

So the next ones are Goshiki, Kogane, With Hinata and Tsukishima from the camp

And we probably gain so guys of Nohebi and Mika from Kuroo/Daishou

In the national we can get Atsumu, Hoshiumi and Hirugami, and thanks to Atsumu, we can get inarizaki too (Atsumu and Osamu obviously don't go out with each other 🤢 but the two of them go out with Suna or Aran or Kita or Akaashi anyway you understand)

For the third year of the second year we can have Shirabu and Kawanishi from Goshiki, and Yahaba an Kyoutani, because Shirabu and Yahaba totally had sexual tension between them in their third year (learning from their senpai)

Finally we can have Semi and Yamagata

And for the rest of them probably have to wait for the time skip

Ushijima and Tendou from Kageyama and Hoshiumi

Komori from Suna

Sakusa obviously come from Atsumu and Bokuto (He and Komori do not date 🙂)

Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Makki and Matsun were dating and got here from Hinata (cough Brazil cough)

Andi finally Kunimi and Kindachi from Kageyama when they reconcile

Now just imagine the chaos about no one saying who they're dating and the world is losing their minds trying to figure out who's dating whom.

They have a big gc call Volleyball polycule

I wrote that at 4:47

Sorry for the mistakes English is not my first language

[tsbs-shipfessions]

EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE AND IT'S "This Land Is Mine" IDFK ANYMORE

Sometimes the solution is just a massive polycule. The easiest solution, dare I say.

[kirango-rouge]

@ghostofashina this one's for you ;)

i thought about it while falling asleep and found it very funny.

Godwyn flustered kisses Messmer to convey his feelings, but Messmer stares back at him, pleased, but asking what's that for (just to be sure of the meaning of the kiss), and Godwyn panics and stammers that it's a very verrrry old traditional "good boy reward" in the Lands Between given to people who perform their tasks exceptionally well.

Messmer is a bit puzzled but accepts the explanation and Godwyn sighs as the crisis of his embarrassment is averted. (Fortissax tells him soon after that lying always comes to bite you in the ass eventually.)

When many moons later he visits his brother in his keep, he notices a long queue of soldiers coming out of his brother's throne room. All of them are so excited and cooing and swooning and puffing their chests proudly. It is only when Godwyn reaches the throne rooms that his jaw falls to the ground in realization.

Messmer is currently giving "good boys and girls rewards" to every single one of his soldiers (because they're very good boys and girls doing their job diligently) and is very thorough in making sure everyone in his army gets a proper reward. Godwyn feels like liquefying on the spot while Gaius, Rellana and Huw stare at him judgementally and knowingly. Not that they mind of the "reward" of course, but now they know where it came from.

It doesn't stop here as once they return to Leyndell, his knights timidly ask him if they can have these "tradditional rewards" as well. And Godwyn, because he's so very nice (and currently in a huge pickle of his own making), obliges them and his knights are very happy.

When he talks about this problem to Fortissax and Lansseax to have some kind of emotional support, the two dragons just burst into laughter and find this karmic retribution extremely funny. Godwyn knows that Fortissax will tease him with this for decades to come, but Lansseax decides to implement the "traditional reward" in her dragon cult temple in the form of "blessings", and the dragon knights are also very happy and boosted to continue the good work.

Of course nothing escapes Marika's watchful gaze in her queendom. And she always answers "yeah sure this is a very ancient traddition everyone knows about" to her son's dismay when someone asks her about this "reward" thing.

By now everyone in the queendom has heard of this "custom" and while some people are not sure about how old it is, since it is a traditional thing it would be rude not to respect it, even if it popped off out nowhere and they never heard about it before.

Meanwhile, in Caria, Radagon finds these "distractions" to be very unfunny, Rennala fondly shrugs it as an "Erdtree business", but Rykard and Ranni never miss a chance to gossip that this is just one more absurdity that the lazy inhabitants of Leyndell came up with to occupy themself (later Rykard will enrage about how he wants to do the same with his inquisitors and Ranni will always deny that her kisses to Blaidd have anything to do with it).

Radahn on the other hand completely accepted this "custom" and found it to be very virile and broski to do. So he arranged the "custom" to his sauce and started to give neck-crushing hugs to his man and women and very soon everyone in Redmane had adopted the "tradition". (Jerren had his suspicions but when he witnessed Godwyn try to hide himself in an abductor virgin, red as a tomato, one day he was visiting, he undertood almost the whole picture of it but never said a thing to his general).

Malenia, Miquella, and Godrick grew up with this "traddition" however.

Miquella did his research and learned very quickly the truth, but decided that since this is not an actual ancestral custom in Leyndell, he would make it the true custom in Elphael. No need tp say that the inhabitants of the haligtree are very pleased by this custom, especially the misbegotten.

Malenia is more timid and less tactile than her brother, but she would praise her knights every so often and give a quick peck to all of them on her better days. The cleanrot knights are all very honored to be praised by their general and kissed by their prince. At this point Godwyn just accepted his fate to see his lie being thrown into his face everywhere he goes now.

Godrick is the only one who legitimately grew up thinking this "custom" always existed but he thinks anyone beneath his is unworthy of receiving such rewards from him. Meanwhile his knights don't really like him in Stormveil and are very well without having their face anywhere close to their lord's, but since this is a very old and customary tradition, both Godrick and his knights find themselves sometimes in the very awkward and uncomfortable position of giving and receiving the "reward". None of them is happy with that but Godrick is the last scion of the golden bough and traditions must be respected.

As for Morgott and Mohg, Mohg took this reward tradition to his dynasty (with some collateral damages on the way, because blood and violence etc...), while Morgott found himself having to continue the lie of his brother because his remaining knights were convinced that this reward custom is a thing that has always existed now (and if anyone in his inner circle has any doubt about it, they won't ever say a thing because they want to keep kisses privileges).

And this is the story how reward kisses became a tradition in the Lands Between :)

Meanwhile in Shadow Keep:

Messmer: Guys. Hypothetically speaking, if my brother were to confess to me one day, how do you think he would do it?

Huw: *chuckles*

Gaius: Oh i don't know Messmer. Maybe he would just kiss you~

Rellana: Or create an entire myth about it that would last for the ages to come~

Messmer: Oh that sounds so romantic. I know how timid he can be with me. I must keep my eyes open now in case it happens for real.

Rellana, Huw and Gaius: *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*

[gabiisfics]

The Quarry rare ships/ duo where I would really like to see more of platonic or romantic

Ryan and Abi

Ryan and Emma

Max and Dylan

Abi and Laura

Nick and Ryan

The following are a little more popular, but still not enough:

Kaitlyn and Abi

Nick and Dyaln

Jacob and Kaitlyn

[fandomt4keover]

give me ( dandys world ) ships and i'll rate them !!

oh yeah this is my opinion too so if i rate yours terribly dont be bitchy about it :3

please dont suggest illegal ones pretty please !!

I'll do it from out of 10 so yeag

[the-iron-general]

Man, shipping discourse is a very real and a very serious problem that this fandom has to deal with. Luckily I’ll never have a problem with it though, you wanna know my trick?

I ship everyone with everyone else, simple as.

[ddlcpoly]

MC and I were watching a movie, but then he fell asleep on my lap. Even though he won’t admit it, he found the movie boring, I guess it’s my fault for putting a biography of Beethoven’s life.

Now here I am gently caressing his hair while he’s nestled between my thighs, the whole club says they really like them, I don’t get it, they seem pretty normal to me, well at least when comparing them to MC’s piercing yet warm amber eyes, or the handfuls that are Yuri’s boobs, or Sayori’ perky butt or Natsuki’s unnaturally soft hair.

And speak of the devil, Natsuki came over to my house, we have the keys to each other’s houses and Natsuki usually comes over without announcing, not that we mind. She looks mad, a frown plastered on her cute face, she mumbles about her father being a bad mood today, so he berated her more before heading out to the bar earlier than usual. So she came here to relax. She wordlessly laid down between MC’s arm and he unconsciously wraps her in a tight hug, spooning her.

Seeing them both and so cuddly, their beautiful faces sleeping angelically right beneath me, It gave me the urge to take a picture of these two wonderful people. After I saw it I knew I couldn’t be greedy and keep it to myself, so I sent it to the club’s collective chat.

Sayori almost immediately responds, saying that she is now running towards my house as fast as she can and I quote “nobody in the club is allowed cuddles unless she can see it firsthand”. She’s become more bold overtime, I love that. Back before she opened up to us she wouldn’t really ask us for stuff and usually gave up after the first no, glad that she’s finally making her wishes clear.

Once she actually gets in she shouts where we were, I shushed her, she apologized, only for Natsuki to mumble that they weren’t asleep, I look over to MC and he has his eyes open with a smile plastered on his face. He then says that he woke up with Natsuki in his arms not so long ago.

Sayori squishes herself between me and the armrest, then gently places my head on her chest, hugging it. She’s always liked cuddles, constantly hugging others and nuzzling them, even before we all started dating she would kiss us in the forehead, on our cheeks, nape, onto our head and so on. Our wonderfully cuddly Sayori.

We stay huddled like this for bit, until Yuri finally responds. She asks if she could come over, of course she is always invited to my house (and I guess all the others feel the same), but I guess her modesty and manners make her always ask to come over before actually doing so.

She rings the doorbell and I shout that she can enter. Once she does she wordlessly sits down next to me, places MC’s and Natsuki’s legs on herself, rests her head on my shoulder and opens a book.

We shared that cuddle pile for a while, it was blissful, everyone nuzzled up with me in the center, how could I live my life without these beautiful people in it!?

Unfortunately everyone had to go home, one of Yuri’s moms called her to come over for dinner, then Natsuki said that it was also a good time for her to go home, her dad was probably going to be there soon and MC and Sayori had dinner date planned, Sayori insisted that I should go with them because if not then I would be all alone, and as much as I wanted to leave this cold empty house and hang out with 2 of my most favorite people in the world, I knew it was also healthy for our relationship to have 1 on 1 time, I could wait to see the other for a night. After all we have our whole lives to spend together.

[dogpuppy]

[watmalik]

We moved on WAY too fvking quickly from this…

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[skipppppy]

Congrats?

[hitoshi-yuuto]

2

Nami : Do you love Franky?

Robin : Yeah, I do.

Nami : Usopp! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Usopp : We all love Franky. You should've asked if she's were IN love with him.

Robin : I thought that was implied.

Usopp : ...

Nami : ...

Robin, looking straight at Usopp : Congrats Nami, you just won 100 bucks.

It's so hard to choose which Ship I take for the incorrect quotes! I did that one with brook but I could have taken Jinbe or Brook or Sanji !!

[mulderscully]

THE X-FILES | 6.02

[rafeandonlyrafe]

whatever you want

words: 1.5k

warnings: 18+ only, smut, ab riding, tit fucking, semi public sex, established relationship, cumming in mouth, mentions of future and past sex, lots of talk about rafes muscles, reader is kinda described as having big (or at least decent sized) breasts, lots of banter can these bitches just shut up and fuck oh my goddddd

“again.” you call, almost sounding drunk despite being completely sober.

rafe sighs, rolling his eyes, but the side of his lip quirks up, unable to hide how much he likes your fascination.

rafe flexes again, his arms bulging and pecs tightening. you reach out, smoothing your hands over the hard muscles.

“you're so strong.” you coo, sat on rafes lap despite the hot temperature of the day, which resulted in rafe pulling his shirt off.

"you're acting like you've never seen me shirtless before.” rafe says with a chuckle.

“shh, let me appreciate you.” you shake your head. sure, you've seen him shirtless plenty of times but rafe was bulking up for summer and it caused all his muscles to be deliciously defined.

“alright, whatever.” rafe flexes again, not going to argue too much when he has your hands obsessively touching every part of his body.

your hands move down to his stomach, fingers running over his abs. “if you let me ride your abs, i’d let you do whatever you want to me.”

“you-” rafe places his hands on his hips, sitting up straighter. “you want to ride my abs?”

“yeah.” you nod, quirking your head to the side. “you know, like rub my pussy against them.”

“shit, do it right now.” rafe looks down at your short shorts, barely covering more than your underwear does.

“yes!” you squeal out, hopping up and tugging your bottoms and panties off, not caring that you’re in the backyard and anyone could theoretically come by. “lay back.” you instruct.

rafe lays on the couch, smiling up at you as you climb on top of him. “you’ll have to flex for me as im doing this.” you inform rafe, placing your pussy on his abdomen. “especially your pecs.” you poke his chest.

“you’re such a slut for my body.” rafe chuckles, hands coming to your hips, pushing you further down, feeling your wetness as your thighs spread even more open.

“i can’t help that you’re so sexy.” you shrug, hips starting to move back and forth in a slow rock, carefully building up the pace, wanting to enjoy being sat on his stomach.

you lean forward, placing your hands on his chest for stability, pressing your clit further against his muscles. rafe flexes his muscles and they harden underneath you.

“rafe!” you squeal. 

“i guess you like that, huh?” rafes hands squeeze at your hips and lift up, placing you harder back down on his stomach. “oh, you like that too.” he smiles as he bounces you again and you moan out.

“i really like that.” you hum, eyes struggling to stay open with the pleasure, but you want to keep your eyes on rafe beneath you. its rare he lets you take over like this.

you moan as you both bounce, using your knees to go up and down while rafe assists so you don’t get burnt out. 

you pull your top off, revealing the bikini top you’re wearing underneath, ready to go swimming whenever you’re done playing with rafe, needing to get in the water on this sweltering day.

“jesus, your tits are perfect.” rafe smiles as he watches your chest bouncing, sitting up to rub his face in between your pushed together breasts, the bikini top holding them tight together.

“not as perfect as yours.” you giggle, hands squeezing at his chest, palms over his nipples.

“don’t call them tits.” rafe rolls his eyes as he lays back, head against the cushion.

“well, whatever you wanna call them, i fucking love your muscles. your pecs-” you squeeze your hands again, digging into his soft flesh until rafe flexes and they harden. “your biceps-” you move your hands, and rafe flexes again, his muscles bulging. “your abs.” this time you press your pussy down, rubbing against the contours and ridges.

“you’re lucky that you offered to let me do whatever i want to you otherwise i wouldn’t have agreed to this.” rafe smirks.

“oh yeah?” you raise an eyebrow. “what are you gonna do to me?” there’s truly nothing rafe could do to your body that wouldn’t bring you pleasure, you glow just under his attention alone.

“fuck your tits.” rafe smirks, eyes moving down from your face to your chest. “as soon as your done, right here for anyone to see.”

“damn, you could do anything and you don’t want to fuck my asshole or tie me up?” you laugh, expecting something more from rafe.

“you’d let me do all that whenever anyways.” rafe pushes your hips down, grinding you against him. you moan and lean forward, your hands coming back to rafes chest. 

“keep doing that.” you whimper, eyes sliding closed as your mouth drops open, moans filling the air and being carried away by the wind. 

rafe keeps moving, the veins in his forearm flexing as your wetness spreads over his abs, coating them in your slick, allowing your pussy to drag even easier.

“im-im close.” you warn, swallowing thickly.

rafe grunts and increases his hold, tightening his grip on your hips so you can’t slip loose, grinding you down as he flexes his abs, the hardness rubbing against your clit making you moan out, body falling forward as you cum hard, shaking as rafe lets up on you, hands loosening and moving to rub your back.

“fuck.” you whine, snuggling into his chest, letting your hips drop down, feeling rafes hardness pressing against your stomach.

rafe starts to move as you cry out, not ready to do anything more than close your eyes and feel his warmth against your cheek.

“come on, brat.” rafe chuckles. “i wanna fuck your tits while you’re all spaced out from your orgasm. you know i love you like this.” 

you hum a sound thats close enough to agreement that rafe flips you so you’re underneath him, laying on your back on the couch as he stands.

“you’re so gorgeous like this.” rafe says as he undoes his belt buckle, then pushing his pants and underwear down, his hard cock popping up.

“wanna taste.” you whine, eyes still droopy.

“nope.” rafe shakes his head. “we made a deal. i know you like to taste me, but im fucking your tits. take your top off.”

rafe pulls at the strings of your bikini, flinging it away to reveal your pink nipples to the sunlight.

“fine, but will you at least cum a little in my mouth?” you pout as rafe kneels on either side of you, glad that the outdoor couch is big enough for all of these activities.

“sure, baby.” rafe chuckles, just another way of showing how desperate you are for him.

rafes hands land on your tits, palms rubbing on your nipples, feeling them harden against his palms, not unlike when he was flexing his muscles for you earlier.

rafes hands move to the sides of your breasts, pushing them together. “god, you look so fuckable right now.”

“yeah? gonna fuck me later then? maybe out on the boat hm? after you’re done with my tits?”

“the boat, the bed, the counter, the shower, im gonna have you everywhere.” rafe bends down to press a kiss to the tip of your nose.

you smile up at him, a lazy, tired smile. rafe angles his hips down, the head of his cock pushing against the underside of your tits before slipping in between them.

“oh!” your eyebrows raise, surprised at the unusual feeling, but certainly not disliking it as he begins to move back and forth.

“shit.” rafe grunts. “fuck.”

you swat rafes hands away, pressing your tits together for him. rafe leans forward, hands landing on either side of your neck, his face contorted in pleasure directly over yours.

you look down, eyes watching the head of rafes cock appearing and disappearing between your breasts.

“this is- this is fucking good.” rafe grunts, moving faster. “im- im not gonna last very long.”

you stick your tongue out, rafes cock just long enough to hit it with the tip of his cock as he thrusts. you relish the taste, pulling your tongue back into your mouth every couple thrusts to spread the taste.

“thats it, baby.” rafe moans, one hand moving to your mouth, two fingers pulling at the side of your lip, spreading your mouth wider.

you moan out, tongue open and ready for his cum. rafe fucks forward as fast as he can, just like he does your pussy when you spread your legs wide for him.

“cumming.” rafe manages to say as he surges forward, burying his cock in your mouth as his hand wraps around his length, stroking up and down as he reaches his high, cum spurting into your mouth as you happily swallow.

rafe moans slowly die out and become quieter until hes pulling out of your mouth. “get up my legs are about to give out.” he says quickly, and you barely slide off the couch before he collapses.

you giggle and climb on top of him, pressing kisses to his cheek as his chest heaves up and down.

“im guessing you liked that.” you rub your thumb over his bottom lip.

“yeah.” rafe smiles, his eyes sliding shut.

“so, boat ride now?”

“jesus, woman give me a second.” rafe laughs, pulling you into a gentle kiss.

[mischievous-thunder]

Why are you two improvising?! Why are you making it seem so real?! Wait, is it real??